Mavis.
Too stupid to function as an Asian.

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

(via therealityoftemporariness)

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18 minutes ago

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam, via therealityoftemporariness)

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1 hour ago
Anonymous asked: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:


Answer:

greetings:

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1 hour ago

mamalalonde:

mamalalonde:

mamalalonde:

i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since

now we call him “got a cat” jamal

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(Source: buttlass, via therealityoftemporariness)

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2 hours ago

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ohhbobs:

skaterparadise:

teensext:

59oz:

she told her grandma shes gay

THIS IS SO FUNNY FUCK SKXBSJSM

omg

this is the best thing on the planet

I can’t😂

(via bailey-and-the-beast)

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2 hours ago
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute, via therealityoftemporariness)

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3 hours ago
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via cautiously--reckless)

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3 hours ago
necessary-sass:

curlybrownboy:

belindapendragon:

kobetyrant:

HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?

Reblogging this good news…again.

y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious

Well let’s spread the word then guys. This kid deserves all the attention.

necessary-sass:

curlybrownboy:

belindapendragon:

kobetyrant:

HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?

Reblogging this good news…again.

y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious

Well let’s spread the word then guys. This kid deserves all the attention.

(Source: lawdgevus, via you-justfeelused)

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3 hours ago

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via clairboisson)

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4 hours ago

gnarly:

robinnnnnnnnnnn:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

OH MY GOD

(via bailey-and-the-beast)

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4 hours ago

overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

(via therealityoftemporariness)

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5 hours ago

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

(via therealityoftemporariness)

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5 hours ago

lokineedshugs:

creativefangirlurl:

no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt

While using their individual characteristics of their storylines as weapons

(Source: waltdisneysdaily, via catsman-justcats)

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6 hours ago
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